Well I don't have much time to write because I'm a leaving for the theater in a few minutes. (You have no idea how exciting that is to write!) I can't believe it is FINALLY here! It's crazy! Me and a huge group of our friends are going to go wait in line the entire night and play cards. It's gonna be great! Some things I am most anticipating in the movie: the baseball scene where the Cullens play America's favorite pastime, the ballet studio where the bad vamp (who is incredibly hot by the way, sadly even more than the Edward actor) attempts to kill Bella and finally, the meadow scene where Edward sparkles. I'm getting goose bumps just thinking about that last one. I really need to go now but for one last bit of info. I found this spoof of Twilight on the internet and it is hilarious! Seriously, I laugh every single time I read it. Oh and as a warning, do not drink any liquid while reading. It's that good.: )
Twilight: The Lost Script
BELLA: So did you do the chemistry homework?
EDWARD: Like, 100 years ago.
BELLA: No, seriously. Quit making jokes about our age difference. I have to do my homework before I go home and cook my dad his dinner.
EDWARD: You are a magnificent flower and the sweet cherry atop my life's sundae. Marry me and your life will be distilled bliss, for I do not eat food that requires cooking, and I am rich enough that your chemistry grade matters not a whit.
BELLA: Um, let's not talk about what you eat.
EDWARD: Your wish is my command, fragrant blossom.
BELLA: I don't understand how you can say that. I'm just a plain, awkward girl who needs to strap herself to the commode so she doesn't fall off. Accident-prone is my middle name.
EDWARD: I will sneak into your bathroom and offer my steady, marble-like arms as your supports. No harm shall come to you, my pet.
BELLA: OK, but you have to be really quiet about it and stuff, because my dad is, like, the police chief and even though he can't cook his own dinner, he will totally OWN your undead badonkadonk if he catches you.
EDWARD: (Laughs) Did you just see that? I sprinted to the end of these mossy rocks and back in less time than you took to say badonkadonk.
BELLA: Kiss me unchastely, you sexy beast.
EDWARD: Let's do your chemistry first, and then we shall go for a ride in my Volvo.
BELLA: See? I am ugly. My vampire boyfriend doesn't even want to neck.
(Summit Entertainment)
Well I hoped you enjoyed that, I know I did! Expect another post tomorrow! Now on to the Twilight Premiere!!!!!!!!
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